Tuesday, May 12, 2015

No thing

Any advice today, Mr Bill?

Mr Bill-"Yes, always think twice before you say nothing."

Monday, May 11, 2015

A pause to recall


"Always remember...everyone is trying to make the best of their own nutty situation."

Sunday, May 10, 2015

Parents to their children



"If I treat you as you are, I will make you no better. If I treat you as though you are what you are capable
of becoming, I can help you become that."

A message sponsored be The Sane Asylum Hysterical Society.

Saturday, May 9, 2015

Facebook, Google, Pinterest


"Is there something physically stimulating in social intercourse?"

Dr I B Thinking
Linguistic Medicine Man

Friday, May 8, 2015

Let's get it straight



"My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are!"

Izzy IsNess
Gypsy Girl
The Is Ness in us all

Thursday, May 7, 2015

Who are they?


"They sent me to tell you, that they never said they were sane.  They only
said they were Sound of Mind."

Moore Wright
Immigrant, married to Mammie Dell Small. They live in a Yurk. 

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Mr Bill makes a point


Mr Bill, why do people lie so much?

Mr Bill-"Because  it takes a lot of practice to tell the truth."

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Anosognosia


You may be suffering from anosognosia if you are acting like a mental patient who does not know they
are a mental patient.


Make peace with yourself
Ego

Monday, May 4, 2015

More worry for Less Wrong

"I worry that my friends will die before me and when they are called to account for their sins, they will
blame all their bad behavior on me!"

Les Wrong
Therapy in progress, do not disturbed any further 

LESS WRONG-his therapy session is always in progress, so if you encounter him please do not disturb any further. He has many pairs of colorful reading glasses and on occasion will color his hair to match his eye wear. Less may offend you from time to time with his comments and he seems to take great pride in doing so. He thinks Dr Ego has a bad case of Selfie Esteem.

Sunday, May 3, 2015

Our children


Fundamentally, the child is a pleasure seeking little person.. The attainment of pleasure
is a goal that rules their emotional life!

Does that sound like any adult you know?

Saturday, May 2, 2015

Hysterical Society issues warning



The Sane Asylum Hysterical Society just post this warning, especially just before your daily workouts!

Friday, May 1, 2015

Announcement







The Sane Asylum Hysterical Society would like to announce the ribbon cutting of a new
business venture in The Sane Asylum. No one knows for sure when it will open. Seems the proprietor
is on the road trying to franchise the idea. But if you happen to be up Shit Creek with out a paddle, you
should look them up online. They carry some much needed items. 
If anyone has interest in ordering some famous Buck Neeked Aged Cheese Straws,
Please email me @dregoprozac@yahoo.com. The first barrels will be opened around the end of the year holidays. Due to the limited supply, pricing will be based on the market demand. You should keep these for yourself and buy off the shelf for your friends!!!

The Hysterical Society is also taking orders for their first run t-shirts. It will be adorned with the black and white picture of The Sane Asylum entry gate. Color will be black,  in s-m-l. Email dregoprozac if you have interest in pre-order. 50$ a shirt, with a one day visa to post on Dr Ego's blog spot. Dr Ego will even provide you with your own Altered Selfie. Dr Ego's Altered Selfies are like primitive art and command a high price.




The Society has also approved building their blog spot store. It will be named The Urban Homesteader and located in the illusion right next to the Shit Creek Paddle Store. Watch for it. 

Thursday, April 30, 2015

Psychology or common sense?


"When are you going to stop running around trying to find answers to questions you already know?"

M T Lott
Trying to find the sum of his parts

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

We all mess up!


"Your messing up silly scale and the importance you place on your
messing up silly scale don't equal each other."

Dr Ego
Thought Placebo Reasearcher 

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