Conversation between Dr Ego and Jess B. Rambling
Jess: Doc, I know we are here again to discuss your recent
research on the full moon. Do you ever research the
rising of the Sun?
Doc: Hell no Jess. I never get up that early. That’s the
work of research assistants. Maybe you would be interested that
career path?
Jess: Do you expect me to give up doing nothing to do
something else?
Doc: Well, a point well taken Jess. I guess you can’t
quit something you never started?
Jess: I know some people think I’m lazy. They just don’t
know I’m on energy saving mode.
_Silence_
Jess: That reminds me Doc. Not long ago you told me my
“give a s**ter” was in remission. Recently I almost gave
a damn about something.
Doc: And how did that make you feel?
Jess: It scared the the hell out of me. Fear is real! It’s like your falling apart.
Doc: Well, the good news is that nothing can fall apart if
it has never been together.
Jess: Yeah, I walk around like I have it all together, but
deep down inside of my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
Doc: Jess, you are the reason they have to put directions on shampoo bottles.
_Long Pause_
Jess: Doc, when we stand here and ponder the moon, do you think about how mysterious the creation was?
Doc: Yeah, I always think about how God created man first, then how he came up with a better idea.
Jess: When you say things like that I don’t like standing this close to you.
Doc: Well you do know that if I get to meet St. Peter before you, I’m going to blame all my short comings as your ideas.
_Silent Pause_
Doc: Since we are standing here in the Waxing Gibbous Of The August Moon, we should discuss your Moon Flow for this month.
Jess: My Moon Flow?
Doc: Now Jess, listen carefully. This month the Moon is in Pisces and you won’t be flooding your journal with feelings but you will channel the energy into “to do” list. We are finished with retrograde eclipse with multiple planets and you want feel sluggish anymore. You can now get into magic, imagination and romanticism. Maybe even indulge in brief encounters with other humans. Don’t even be surprised if you feel the urge to skip down the street like you are in a Disney movie.
Jess: Doc, could you just please go normal for a while?
_Long Silence_
Doc: They say if you look at the full moon over your right shoulder, you will be more humble?
_Pause_
Doc: What do you think people do with all the time they save by typing k instead of ok?
Jess: Doc, your brain has too many tabs open!
Doc: Have you ever noticed how words that start with a “G” are awkward & seldom used. Some times the “G” is silent as in gnaw. I like “g” words. I prefer to pronounce the “g” in “gnaw”. It comes out ganaw. That makes me guffaw while sounding like I was educated near Zwolle or Ebarb.
Jess: I had an Uncle who could not pronounce “gigantic” properly. For him it came out “guy-jantic”. Is there such a thing as Audio Dyslexia? Even worse, I think I “caught it” from him. I now have to pause before saying the word.
Doc: Did I ever tell you I am afraid of widths?
Jess: No you have not Doc. And did I ever tell you I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me? Better still, why don’t you go for a jog?
Doc: The first time I see a jogger smiling, I will consider it.
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