Today's News 3/20/15

TODAY’S NEWS

from Inside the Sane Asylum

Coming soon- New VISA'S will be issued to three new Pilgrims. They have demonstrated they are just enough crazy to be deemed Sound of Mind. 

On March 31st the citizens will celebrate their 100th post. They will be treated to refried bacon and Loco beer down at Bacons. 

The citizens  have removed the comment section from their post page. They said they do not care what anyone thinks, that it is really none of their business. 

Pass this newsletter along to your friends and invite them to click on: dregoprozac.blogspot.com and insidethesaneasylum.blogspot.com. 

Regards;

Ego Prozac

Change of mind

Ura Aging
Sister of Imma Wrinkling

                            Stop worrying about getting old and start worrying about thinking old!



Ura is the sister of Imma Wrinking. They are Ole Maid school teachers. They are retired and live in Mira, a small township in The Sane Asylum. On most days you can spot them sitting on their front porch drinking Pappy Van Winkle. No one knows how they acquired the Pappy but it seems to help their arthritis. I think it is their good looks. They stay busy making casserole dishes and posting on Facebook. On rare occasions, they have been spotted late at night, skinny dipping in the mill pond. Must be the Pappy taking hold? Ura carries a pistol in her purse and drives a vintage pickup.