Hysterical Society issues warning

The Sane Asylum Hysterical Society just post this warning, especially just before your daily workouts!

Announcement

The Sane Asylum Hysterical Society would like to announce the ribbon cutting of a new
business venture in The Sane Asylum. No one knows for sure when it will open. Seems the proprietor
is on the road trying to franchise the idea. But if you happen to be up Shit Creek with out a paddle, you
should look them up online. They carry some much needed items. 

If anyone has interest in ordering some famous Buck Neeked Aged Cheese Straws,
Please email me @dregoprozac@yahoo.com. The first barrels will be opened around the end of the year holidays. Due to the limited supply, pricing will be based on the market demand. You should keep these for yourself and buy off the shelf for your friends!!!

The Hysterical Society is also taking orders for their first run t-shirts. It will be adorned with the black and white picture of The Sane Asylum entry gate. Color will be black,  in s-m-l. Email dregoprozac if you have interest in pre-order. 50$ a shirt, with a one day visa to post on Dr Ego's blog spot. Dr Ego will even provide you with your own Altered Selfie. Dr Ego's Altered Selfies are like primitive art and command a high price.

The Society has also approved building their blog spot store. It will be named The Urban Homesteader and located in the illusion right next to the Shit Creek Paddle Store. Watch for it. 

Psychology or common sense?

"When are you going to stop running around trying to find answers to questions you already know?"

M T Lott
Trying to find the sum of his parts

We all mess up!

"Your messing up silly scale and the importance you place on your
messing up silly scale don't equal each other."

Dr Ego
Thought Placebo Reasearcher 

Without a shadow of doubt

"You may be a little crazy, but there is always that "maybe" in your favor."

The Shadow
The Umbra in us all

No better

"Dr Ego told me to do something that requires practice to get better. I tried that theory and had
to give up golf and being nice."

Les Wrong
Therapy in progress. Do not disturb any further 

Am I strange?

"If you think you are strange, you are not impaired. It's only when you are not aware
of your strangeness that it becomes a strange thing."


Take care of your future!
Dr Ego
Thought Placebo Researcher

Are you serious?

"You say God wrote your life as a comedy. The trouble is, you are not an actor who knows how to play funny"

Izzy IsNess
Gypsy Girl

A Distinction of your goofyness

Your Lizard Brain exist for one purpose only...to keep you alive.
All the extra lagniappe comes from your Monkey Mind.

Dr I B Thinking
Linguistic Medicine Man

Taking it on the road

"I've been asked if I do speaking engagements. I do, but until I can get it outsourced it will be to expensive."

Dr I B Thinking
Linguistic Medicine Man

Hacked?

"I need to go and see Dr Ego. I think someone hacked my brain."

Less Wrong
Therapy in progress. Do not disturb any further. 

Warning

This is a reminder, if you continue to visit this blog spot you will be administered "thought placebos". It is a rare occurrence, but you may find yourself becoming dependent on "thought placebos" or you may experience The Noplacebo Effect. Read the daily blogs at your own risk. 

Ego Prozac

Thought Placebo Researcher

Mad Cow

"Would mad cow dis-ease be considered the same as moo dis-order?"

Les Wrong
Therapy in progress
Do not disturb any further 

Question for Dado

Dado, why do you think God made man before woman?

Dado-"So it would give him enough time to think of an answer to her first question."

Dado- is our in resident photographer and IT consultant. He claims to be the It in us all, but  he thinks we have just never got around to It. Research has proven that the person taking a picture remembers less about a photo moment than the ones in the picture. You could say he is sacrificing his memory so the citizens of The Sane Asylum can have theirs. He's working on a camera filter that will filter out a person's beliefs as he takes their picture. He feels this will be a true image of the Neekid Self. Something to think about?