Today's News 3/20/15

TODAY’S NEWS

from Inside the Sane Asylum

Coming soon- New VISA'S will be issued to three new Pilgrims. They have demonstrated they are just enough crazy to be deemed Sound of Mind. 

On March 31st the citizens will celebrate their 100th post. They will be treated to refried bacon and Loco beer down at Bacons. 

The citizens  have removed the comment section from their post page. They said they do not care what anyone thinks, that it is really none of their business. 

Pass this newsletter along to your friends and invite them to click on: dregoprozac.blogspot.com and insidethesaneasylum.blogspot.com. 

Regards;

Ego Prozac

Change of mind

Ura Aging
Sister of Imma Wrinkling

                            Stop worrying about getting old and start worrying about thinking old!



Ura is the sister of Imma Wrinking. They are Ole Maid school teachers. They are retired and live in Mira, a small township in The Sane Asylum. On most days you can spot them sitting on their front porch drinking Pappy Van Winkle. No one knows how they acquired the Pappy but it seems to help their arthritis. I think it is their good looks. They stay busy making casserole dishes and posting on Facebook. On rare occasions, they have been spotted late at night, skinny dipping in the mill pond. Must be the Pappy taking hold? Ura carries a pistol in her purse and drives a vintage pickup.

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A preservation site for those of sound mind

CITIZENS

Dr Ego Prozac
Jes B Rambling
Dr I B Thinking
Less Wrong
Moore Wright
Mr Bill
Amy G Dala
Ole Goat Man
Ura Aging
MT Lott
Izzy IsNess
ND Shadow


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Public Notice - Don't give a hoot ??

Issued by The Sane Asylum Hysterical Society

The SAHS has elected to turn off the comment section for Dr Prozac's blog spot. 

It seems the citizens were unanimous in their belief, that they do not care what anyone thinks.

This may be a good example of "collective consciousness ??"At the least, it's a strong shared belief. 

 They feel it is just none of their business what other people thinks and this should not be confused with not Intrested in what others think. JUST NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS. 

Committee on Committees

SAHS
K

Footnote:
LIFE INSIDE THE SANE ASYLUM-just an illusion. Don't take it serious!! It's just a hobby. I don't really know how I got this blog up and running. Once it popped up on the screen, I had to write something. Now it has become a community of Altered Selfies or basically a halfway house for Altered Selfies. Most of all, I hope it will be perceived as a preservation site for those of sound mind. 

Hallelujah!

Jes Ben Rambling

Dr Ego just told me my Give a Crapper was in remission!!

Color the street green

HAPPY ST PAT'S DAY!

Go to; insidethesaneasylum.blogspot.com or tab on page two of this blog to see the Story of It All.

How fast are you aging?

Ura Aging
Sister of Imma Wrinkling

Did you know the speed of dark is faster than the speed of light?

Les is more or Less

Les, I noticed that sometimes you spell your name Les and sometimes you spell it Less.

Les-"well sometimes I am Les, and sometimes I'm more or Less."

Doing the right thing

We do not always do the right thing. That's our akrasia. We are all guilty.
There are several steps you can take to lessen your die-ease with the event.
You can get over it, which never works, or you can learn to live with it, which helps to some degree.
The best way to lower the dis-ease is to Just Make Peace with yourself and get along with it all.
Your greatest teacher was your last mistake.

Take care of your future!
Ego

New features

A new page has been added to the layout of our blog. You should see the additional page tab to the right of the daily blog post. This page will link you directly to The Sane Asylum where you can see our sponsors and The Story of It All.

Don't forget to grin. It lets me know somebody's at home.

Regards,

Ego
Thought Placebo Researcher

Drama drama drama

I'm sorry, but I really don't care about listening to you about your drama. I'm having to deal with my own dillusions. 

Did you mean hello?

Amy G Dala
Emotional memory keeper

The next time someone greets you with "high", just respond by saying "no are you?"
If they respond back,"higher than the Goodyear blimp", then you know they have read this blog. 

FYI

The Sane Asylum Hysterical Society 
Announcements:

The SAHS would like to announce that they have approved three new Visa's for entry into the Sane Asylum. These Altered Selfie's will be presented to the public when we finalize their paper work.  They have identified themselves as, M T Lott, Izzy Isness and The Shadow. They will be joining us soon. 

SAHS would also like to re-mind you, that the best way to view life from inside the Sane Asylum is to first go to the blog Insidethesaneasylum.blogspot.com and read about the story of it all. Then go back and read all the posts from the beginning on the Dregoprozac.blogspot.com. These are short reads. 

If you would like to make a donation to the Preservation Site for Sound Minds, forget about it!
They are a pretty self reliant group. 


Regards
The Committee on Committees

After 96 years

Mr Bill
Bar B Q Pitmaster

Mr Bill- why you think you have lived so long?

Mr Bill-"By minding my own business."