100th Post

Photo by In Resident Photographer: Dado

The Hysterical Society is treating the citizens to warm Loco beer and re-fried bacon down at Bacons.

Smart phone blues

I'm going to sue AT&T. They should have known by looking at me not to sell me a smart phone.

Jes B Rambling
Pseudo Normal Site Investigator 

JES B RAMBLING-it is Jes B in present tense and Jes Been in past tense. Jes is a pilgrim and not seen a lot in public, but on occasions he will have something to point out. He usually likes to do nothing and seems he never gets finished of doing nothing. He relates often, that if you never start anything you will never have to finish.  Jes has a gift of finding Hysterical Sites. He will ponder and investigate well  before he documents his findings. He is credited with documenting several pseudo normal sites in The Sane Asylum. The best time to catch one of Jes's post will be when he is wandering around with purpose. In those states he is usually accompanied by our In Resident Photographer, Dado. He likes to piddle around with some of the homesteaders but his whereabouts are usually unknown.

Perturbation

Perturbations? They are things that go bump in your mind.

Ego
Thought Placebo Researcher

Moment to moment

This week, try and make a happy moment last a bit longer. 

Izzy

Gypsy Girl

I feel better now

I just had brain optimization therapy so I could be more in alignment with Les Wrong.

Dr I B Thinking
Linguistic Medicine Man

DR I B THINKING-is one of the original homesteaders and quiet active with his post to the public. The problem is Dr I B's brain wave vibes are a little different than most. His advice is usually well thought out, but you may need brain optimization treatment to understand his thinking. He believes language has created all of our illusions of beliefs about who we are, and if we can make that distinction,
we can change our beliefs which will change our reality. He seems to be playing the role of a linguistic medicine man. He likes his bow ties a lot!

Intuition

To sum up this therapy session, I think it is safe to say, that your intuition my have lied to you.
You can't always believe what you tell yourself.

Dr Ego Prozac
Thought Placebo Reasearcher 

DR EGO PROZAC or PROZAK if pharmaceutical companies start objecting. Ego thinks he is some sort of a Thought Researcher. He believes that since the placebo effect works 28% of the time, "thought placebos", can be developed and when used by individuals, 28% will achieve a greater state of  "brain ease ". He does warn that the side effects of his therapy may lead to a dependency on "thought placebos " or you may experience Nocebo(nothing at all). He likes to challenge your beliefs and feels if you have never questioned your beliefs then you have never believed them.

VISA issued-N D Shadow

WELCOME!

N D thinks he is an action hero called "The Shadow".
He claims to be the Umbra in us all.
Don't really know where he resides, but stays in the shade a lot.
He has been spotted on several occasions around the Gypsy girl's house.
Watch for him! He resembles Moe Dark. 

VISA issued- M.T. Lott

Welcome

M T Lott is a distant cousin to the Frenchman, Meaux D 'Lawn.
He does not seem to have much going for him but at least he has a "lot" to build on.
MT hits the ground running each day and stays busy gathering his thoughts and looking for the sum of his parts.
He is recovering from Corporate Addiction and lives down at the end of the street on the left.
MT likes blooming idioms and thinks everyone should have a few.
His whole is greater than the sum of his parts.
He is an employed Self.



Footnote: ancestral information on Meaux D'Lawn furnished by Jes B Rambling

VISA issued-Izzy IsNess

WELCOME!

Izzy is a Gypsy girl that pulls her companion around in her wagon.
She lives in one of those minimalist shipping container houses down by the branch.
Says she came here from somewhere else, but we think she has been here all along.
She always has a smile on her face. Like she knows something we don't.
Izzy claims to be the Is Ness in us all.

We look forward to her post. 

I'm really sick!

Dr Ego said my mind was infected with a contagious "Thought Virus".
He said it had symptoms like a Thought Parasite.

To me, it feels like it's just a Thought Poacher sneaking around.

Les Wrong
Therapy in Progress
Do not disturb any further 

LES WRONG-his therapy session is always in progress, so if you encounter him please do not disturb any further. He has many pairs of colorful reading glasses and on occasion will color his hair to match his eye wear. Les may offend you from time to time with his comments and he seems to take great pride in doing so.  Les spells his name Les and other times Less. He claims sometimes he is Les and other times he is more or Less. He thinks Dr Ego has a bad case of Selfie Esteem.

Questions from the public

"What is the Sane Asylum?"

 It is a blog spot where there are illustrations of mental hygiene and/or

a halfway house for Altered Selfies. 

Today's News 3/20/15

TODAY’S NEWS

from Inside the Sane Asylum

Coming soon- New VISA'S will be issued to three new Pilgrims. They have demonstrated they are just enough crazy to be deemed Sound of Mind. 

On March 31st the citizens will celebrate their 100th post. They will be treated to refried bacon and Loco beer down at Bacons. 

The citizens  have removed the comment section from their post page. They said they do not care what anyone thinks, that it is really none of their business. 

Pass this newsletter along to your friends and invite them to click on: dregoprozac.blogspot.com and insidethesaneasylum.blogspot.com. 

Regards;

Ego Prozac

Change of mind

Ura Aging
Sister of Imma Wrinkling

                            Stop worrying about getting old and start worrying about thinking old!



Ura is the sister of Imma Wrinking. They are Ole Maid school teachers. They are retired and live in Mira, a small township in The Sane Asylum. On most days you can spot them sitting on their front porch drinking Pappy Van Winkle. No one knows how they acquired the Pappy but it seems to help their arthritis. I think it is their good looks. They stay busy making casserole dishes and posting on Facebook. On rare occasions, they have been spotted late at night, skinny dipping in the mill pond. Must be the Pappy taking hold? Ura carries a pistol in her purse and drives a vintage pickup.

The Sane Asylum
A preservation site for those of sound mind

CITIZENS

Dr Ego Prozac
Jes B Rambling
Dr I B Thinking
Less Wrong
Moore Wright
Mr Bill
Amy G Dala
Ole Goat Man
Ura Aging
MT Lott
Izzy IsNess
ND Shadow


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Photos by: In resident photographer and IT consultant, Dado