Citizenship in The Sane Asylum

We don't want no seekers. We don't have enought time to bring them around. 

Pretty good, not bad

Woke up this morning feel good, but I changed my mind.

Dr I B Thinking

Amen

Moore Wright
The emmergrant 

Know thyself

You can never trust your atoms. They make up everything. 

Dr I B Thinking

I'm just saying

I think Dr Ego has a bad case of Selfie Esteem!

Vacation

Did you say you are going to take a short trip to Crazy, and you may go as far as Insane,

but your not going all the way to Psychopath?

Don't forget to pack clean under wear. 

Ego

Listen for the furthest sound

If you could hear a "sound mind", what would it sound like?

Take care of your Future!

Ego

Something not right

I just returned from a meeting for Adult Children With Normal Parents. 

No one was there?

Dr I B Thinking

Diagnosis of Les

Les, you are not sick. You do however have a twisted mind and a crooked smile. 

To say sick implies there is a cure. 

Nice to know you

The next time someone ask you where they know you from,  

Just say, "probably from the mental hospital". 

Dr I B Thinking

A real workout

Did you say "anxiety was your cardio workout"?

Apology accepted?

I'm sure there are some of you out there I have not yet offended. 

I apologize, and promise I will get to you as soon as I can.

I'm ok your ok

Don't judge others so fast. Sometimes people will seem a little strange even when they are ok. After all there are some who seem ok even though you know they are a little strange.

Ole Goat Man

Self analysis

If the thoughts in your head sound like a jack ass, what does that make you?

Dr I B Thinking